Reefer Madness.....Animal Welfare Style
Survivors, Friends, and Healers
"TOP TEN FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT SARGE VISITING THE KIT PROGRAM"
With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?
I love history.
Maybe it’s because I’m old (16.75 years!). Maybe it’s because my Dad studied history in college. Or maybe it’s because I giggle when the History Channel comes on TV and Mary Todd Lincoln charges the screen when she hears aircraft (fact).
But there are certain “histories” that I don’t love.
“Historically, pit bulls were bred for fighting.”
We hear this over and over and over again as justification for the different treatment of pit bull dogs. It ranges from the obvious (e.g., “breed” bans, flawed dangerous dog laws, discriminatory insurance companies) to more subtle cases (e.g., shelters who won’t adopt out pit bulls, agencies who require special adoption contracts and/or procedures, therapy dog programs who won’t allow pit bull dogs to participate).
Below are some examples of how “the history of the pit bull” (and the seemingly inevitable conclusion that can be drawn from it) is used to justify discrimination against the dogs in our presence today:
So where is all this coming from? I assumed it was dog fighters. Certainly, there is ample historical evidence of American Pit Bull Terriers being used for fighting and, sadly, no one can deny that, nor can they deny that some dogs today suffer at the hands of criminals.
But below is what renowned American Pit Bull Terrier breeder and former dog fighter Louis Colby said:
"If you mated two champion dogs and harvested a litter of 12 pups, there might be one champion in the group."
(It’s worth noting that “gameness” in the fighting pit and aggression toward dogs are NOT the same thing. But that’s another blog post that would best be written by a dog behaviorist, not the Sarge-ster.)
So if the odds of producing a champion fighting dog are, at best, 1-in-12, then why are we focused on the 0.8% of dogs who might excel in a fighting pit to describe the history of American Pit Bull Terriers – let alone all “pit bull” dogs – today?
Good question.
These days, it seems as though the pit bull advocates themselves are one of the primary sources of this information and hysteria.
I did a Google search of the definition of "pit bull" and "fight" and "rescue." Here’s what I found:
(A high pain tolerance? Rubbish! No science has ever validated that claim, most often used by abusers to justify that pit bulls actually LIKE fighting.)
You can see why the Sarge-ster got confused. Let’s consider for a moment the unintended assumptions embedded in the dog advocates' arguments, which fuels the fire of fear and hysteria (and worse....):
(1) Were all, or even the majority, of American Pit Bull Terriers used for fighting? Or were some of them kept as companion animals, working dogs, or other purposes?
(2) Of the dogs who were intentionally bred for fighting, were ALL of them “successful” as "fighters"?
(3) Most importantly (!) , should we be afraid of "fighting dogs" and condemn them to death, or has experience shown that many victims of cruelty have gone on to be cherished family pets -- and in some instances, members of multi-dog households, or even therapy dogs?
IT'S TIME THAT DOG ADVOCATES STOP INADVERTENTLY USING HYSTERIA AND FEAR TO "DEFEND" THE DOGS.
Our inclination to protect the dogs put us all on the same team. But it's time that we realize how some of our words are being used to discriminate against the dogs in our presence today.
More and more, we are seeing mainstream dog owners understanding that regardless of breed or mix of breeds, every dog is an individual. We cannot know or predict anything about how an individual dog will behave based on looks alone. So why rely on old tales from days of yore to describe the dogs in our care today?
Certainly some will argue that such an approach is "naive," or "pollyanna," or "denying the 'traits' that make Pit Bulls' the dogs that they are."
My mind was blown after reading Janis Bradley's article in "The Bark" on breeds and behavior. And I quote:
“If you take more complex behaviors that are actually selected against in the wild, like compulsively fighting other dogs and failing to respond to the doggy body language equivalent of ‘crying uncle,’ for example, your odds of reliably producing the behavior through artificial selection go down dramatically. This explains how so many of the so-called ‘game-bred’ dogs from fight busts (like the ones rescued from Michael Vick’s fighting operation) have gone on to live companionably with other dogs as relative couch potatoes in normal homes.”
As my friend Jim Gorant explained in his book, The Lost Dogs:
“In truth, the pit bull was simply a dog, imbued with all the positive and negative attributes of its kind. Just like any dog, pit bulls could be sweet, friendly, and loving, and they could also be unruly, ill-manned, and prone to doing incredibly stupid things by human standards.”
Last, but not least, I want to close with a quote from someone I've never met, but has been a relentless advocate for the equal treatment of all shelter animals who are the victims of a failed relationship with the humans who domesticated them:
“The past provides lessons on how to harness what is best in humans, as well as how to overcome what is worst, such as the habit of allowing our limited experiences to validate false and misleading dogmas that justify oppression as the inevitable, or natural, state of the world.” - Jennifer Winograd
It's time we stop using the boasts of criminals and the assertions of those "experts" or advocates who believe or embrace them to defend -- and, in essence, to oppress -- the dogs who deserve our unbiased support today.
"ELDERBULLS: The Movie"
They're old! They're gold! And they're paving the way for all "pit bull" dogs, one gray muzzle at a time!
Click here to watch: "ELDERBULLS: The Movie"

Trick Questions
Here's a good one: AM I A PIT BULL????
The answer = yes and no.
(Still there?)
Yes, I was labeled as a pit bull by the shelter because of the way I look. Let's face it, I'm not a Pug or a Shih Tzu. I have short fur, a big (ish) head, I'm larger-than-most-lap-dogs-but-not-quite-a-Great-Dane, and Michael Phelps envies my broad shoulders. Oh, and I found myself in an urban animal shelter. And I was seized from an animal cruelty case.
So I'm a pit bull, right? Well, I AM one of the many, many, many.....many..... shelter dogs who don't come with pedigrees and don't have AKC (or UKC or any KC....) paperwork. When the kennel worker greeted me upon arrival (along with ~30 other dogs who arrived that afternoon), I had to be categorized in the shelter's database. That database does not like ambiguity, so that person had to pick a primary breed. Just saying I'm a "brown male 60-pound dog" was NOT an option. I had to be labeled.
But wait...am I REALLY a pit bull?
Not if you mean that I have AKC papers proving I'm a purebred American Staffordshire Terrier, or UKC papers saying I'm a purebred American Pit Bull Terrier. [Confused? You're not alone.....but that's another blog post!]
I'm just a d-o-g. A mutt. A mixed breed dog. A dog of unknown origins.
SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
That means:
* I am NOT a "breed ambassador."
* I do NOT act in a way that's "typical for my breed" or "conforms to my breed standard."
* There are NO "breed traits" or "breed characteristics" that apply to me.
But am I proud to be called a pit bull? HECK YES! Dogs labeled as "pit bulls" or "pit bull mixes" constitute such a wide range of dogs, each with his/her individual personalities and strengths. Pit bull ain't a dirty word! In fact, I quite like it!
And now for the MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION:
HECK NO!
All that label tells you is how-the-shelter-worker-who-was-working-when-I-came-into-the-shelter-thought-I-looked-when-she-was-forced-to-select-a-breed-from-the-drop-down-menu.
And that's about it. Really. Don't believe me? Read up: http://nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com/canines-issues/breed-identification/
Should shelters or rescues make special adoption policies for me?
NO!
Should I be considered inherently "vicious" or "dangerous" in certain parts of the country?
NO!
Should my family (and I) be denied rental houses?
NO!
Should I automatically be rejected from doggie day care?
NO!
Should only "experienced owners" be allowed to adopt me?
NO!
Should households with small dogs or cats automatically be denied the opportunity to adopt me?
NO!
Should everything I do be interpreted a "pit bull behavior"?
NO!
You get the picture.
I am Sarge. I am a pit bull and I am a dog. And it's very nice to meet you! Now, I must go snuggle with my girlfriend.
Doggie Secrets REVEALED!
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Thanks for listening!
PS: We dogs give you permission to share our secrets, so go ahead and spill the beans!!
The Circle of Humanity
This morning my Mom was visiting an 91-year-old man and his adult son who serves as the primary caregiver. The father lives alone in the house he purchased for his family in the 1960s. He suffers from hypertension, rheumatoid arthritis, and diabetes and is diagnosed with dementia (type unknown). He is bladder and bowel incontinent so he wears adult diapers. He can’t support himself in the shower, so he gets sponge-baths every other day. He spends his days in a specialized recliner and spends his nights in a rented hospital bed, which is lined with special pads to absorb urine or feces in case his diaper leaks. He has an elevated bedside table where he keeps a glass of water, his pill box, the television remote, and a phone. His room has one window, which looks out on his street in a crime-ridden section of West Philadelphia. His wife died several years ago after a long battle with cancer. She died alone in a nursing home. His son promised that he’d never place his father in a home – not after everything his mother went through.
The elder’s son is a 63-year-old divorced male who is his father’s only remaining child. His siblings have all either died or lost contact with the family. He lives five minutes from his father in a rented studio apartment. Until recently, he worked full-time and would visit his father on the way to work, then again on the way home. In the mornings he helps his father out of bed and into his chair, dresses him, cooks him breakfast (Cream of Wheat), and takes his morning pills from the pillbox for his father to swallow. In the evenings, he cooks his father dinner (pureed food required), gives him a sponge bath, changes him into pajamas, lays fresh pads on the hospital bed, and helps his father transfer into it. Once his father is asleep, he has time to wash the dishes, do the laundry, take out the trash, and pay his father’s bills. Then he heads home to his empty studio apartment.
This routine changed a few months ago when the son was convicted of drunk driving (not the first offense) and sentenced to house arrest. He lost his job and had to forfeit his license. He now wears an ankle bracelet to track his whereabouts at all times. With Mom’s help, he got special permission to leave his house every day in order to take care of his father. He has to walk there and come straight back. He’s no longer allowed to do his father’s shopping, so he pays a neighbor to pick up Cream of Wheat, diapers, and other necessities for him.
This morning when Mom was visiting them at the father’s house, she watched the son as he spoon-fed his father Cream of Wheat, like he does every morning. This time the son was wearing an ankle bracelet, too. It stuck out from underneath his sweat pants. It was bigger than Mom expected. It wasn’t the first time she’d seen someone wearing an ankle bracelet, but it was the first time she knew the person wearing it. Maybe that made it more noticeable. She watched as the son – a convicted criminal – spoon-fed his father, just like he’d done every morning and night since his father became ill. A criminal, feeding Cream of Wheat to his elderly father to whom he promised to never place in a nursing home. Not after everything his mother went through.
At the end of her visit Mom told the son that she recently accepted a new job, so his case would be transitioned to new social worker. The son congratulated her, upset to see her go but happy for her new opportunities. He told her she’s lucky to find work in this economy. He didn’t mention how hard it was when you’re on house arrest, too. But his eyes said it for him. He asked where she’d be living and she told him New York State. He said he heard it’s beautiful up there and he’s always wanted to see it. He didn’t mention that he couldn’t because he’s on house arrest. Nor did he mention that he couldn’t travel anyway because his father needed him there. But his eyes said it for him.
Mom said goodbye and wished the son good luck and good health. She told him his father was very lucky to have him -- not everyone would make these sacrifices, even if it’s their own family. He said he’s just grateful the judge allowed him to serve his sentence at home. If he had not, his father would have suffered the same fate as his mother did several years ago – dying alone in a nursing home.
Before turning to leave, Mom caught one more glimpse at the son’s ankle bracelet.
What was once symbolic of a criminal act suddenly represented the son’s selfless commitment to his father as well. As long as that bracelet stayed on his ankle, he could honor his promise to his father. That round piece of plastic and metal symbolized both guilt and compassion.
As Mom drove away she thought of a quote from The Other Wes Moore: One Name, Two Fates: “Even the worst decisions we make don’t necessarily remove us from the circle of humanity.”
Top 10 Quotes I 'Heard' in 2010
“SARGE THE ELDERBULL'S TOP 10 QUOTES 'HEARD' IN 2010"
#10: Jim Gorant, Senior Editor at Sports Illustrated and author of The Lost Dogs: Michael Vick’s Dogs and Their Tail of Rescue and Redemption: “It should not be surprising that so many of them [Vick’s dogs] seem to have failed [at fighting]. One experienced law officer estimates that 80 percent of the dogs, even those raised in a professional fighting operation, won’t even scratch. That is, they won’t even cross the line and engage with the other dog….. Some dogs can be raised in the harshest way possible and still have nothing but happiness and companionship to share with the world.”

#9: Stacey Coleman, Executive Director of Animal Farm Foundation: “People have chosen to believe what they hear [about pit bulls]…They take the criminals’ word for it. The criminals have told us that pit bull dogs are aggressive and mean. Of course they’re going to say that! They’re not going to admit that their dog is really like this [Yukon, pit bull rescued in 2010 from alleged dog fighter in Ohio, now a certified therapy dog]. It’s time for everybody to just step back and get to know the dogs like Yukon and let them teach us what they really are.” (For the complete interview, click here: All For Animals)
#8: Mary Todd Lincoln (center), upon hearing that her two boyfriends (me and Junior) are pit bulls: “Oh, Sarge! Oh, Junior! Shakespeare's Juliet asked Romeo, 'What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.' Call yourselves what you want, but a pit bull by any other name would be just as sweet!"
#7: Jim Gorant on Marthina McClay, CPDT, President/Founder of “Our Pack Pit Bull Rescue”: “She began seeking them [pit bulls] out when she went to shelters, and she noticed a trend. When pit bulls were evaluated for adoptability, the attendants usually went in expecting a problem. When someone’s looking for a problem, he usually finds one.”
#4: Wes Moore, author of The Other Wes Moore: One Name, Two Fates: “Even the worst decisions we make don’t necessarily remove us from the circle of humanity.”
#3: Teenage boy (name withheld) I met at a group therapy session for boys who were abused: “Thank you for coming….I learned from your visit that kids or adults can change.”
TEAM SARGE
- $10 pays for one microchip (including registration)
- $25 pays for one round of vaccinations
- $50 pays for one spay/neuter surgery
- $100 provides clinical evaluation and care for an animal with a common, treatable illness
PS: Donations to "The Sarge Fund" are always appreciated. To donate, click here: www.phillypaws.org/sargefund